Andy Rooney's Quotes

Andy Rooney's Quotes 20

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what...

I like ice hockey but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us....

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If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids I had a great time though and it was worth...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the...

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things but most of the things they...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because...