Bill Maher's Quotes

Bill Maher's Quotes 18

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers Republican...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the...

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think...

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that....

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do...

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste...

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted...

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security...

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him he...

If you think you have it tough read history books.

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills...

Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh I don't get...

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was...

Suicide is man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me - I quit.'