David Letterman's Quotes

David Letterman's Quotes 9

It's so warm now and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me or does it...

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward then you fall...

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know...

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine 'I've got...

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very...

I cannot sing dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

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There's only one requirement of any of us and that is to be courageous....

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles watching the birds change color...

There's no business like show business but there are several businesses like...