David Walliams's Quotes

David Walliams's Quotes 11

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much...

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

When I want comfort food I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates but...

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The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every...

I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts...

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's...

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I don't have a fear factor. Well not much of one. And I'm willing to risk...

I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came...

I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more...

I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly...

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I had a very happy childhood but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being...