Eddie Izzard's Quotes

Eddie Izzard's Quotes 13

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we...

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or...

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Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion - they're two words which...

I just believe in the goodwill of people the power of people to do something...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people...

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I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia -...

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many many years...

I mean sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor and they just don't deliver...

Never put a sock in a toaster.

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I grew up in Europe where the history comes from.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food they eat the food they go away...

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying...