Jay London's Quotes

Jay London's Quotes 7

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...

I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.

My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.

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I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...