Johnny Carson's Quotes

Johnny Carson's Quotes 13

If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more...

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing...

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch...

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for...

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be...

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was...

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place...