Lewis Black's Quotes

Lewis Black's Quotes 9

Online there's no time. It's always Christmas.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of...

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

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And I know this happens because I took economics and I'd explain it to ya...

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men...

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow...

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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from...