Paula Poundstone's Quotes

Paula Poundstone's Quotes 9

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and...

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like...

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire...

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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

The wages of sin are death but by the time taxes are taken out it's just...