Quentin Crisp's Quotes

Quentin Crisp's Quotes 15

Men get laid but women get screwed.

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should...

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the...

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character it is a dab hand at...

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression all the time that...

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their...

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying 'Really I...

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in...

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom it is the...

If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to...