Spike Milligan's Quotes

Spike Milligan's Quotes 10

Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light but the Electricity...

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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