Tim Allen's Quotes

Tim Allen's Quotes 10

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size'...

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage...

In marriage compromise nurtures the relationship.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I...

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In my experience it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that...

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship...

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