Ellen DeGeneres's Quotes

Ellen DeGeneres's Quotes 33

Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.

I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...

Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...

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I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I...

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...

I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...

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The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...

While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...

I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...

I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...

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I get bored easily so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label so I...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love I don't...

So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like...

If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting...

I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to...

We have two dogs Mabel and Wolf and three cats at home Charlie George and...

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten....

In the beginning there was nothing. God said 'Let there be light!' And there...

No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10...

I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be...

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an...

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